According to BBC Sport… not that much.

(thanks to Gavin Harris for the lead)
According to BBC Sport… not that much.

(thanks to Gavin Harris for the lead)
Introducing… the global warming rug.

(via 25 Ridiculous Inventions at elistmania.com, referred by John C Dvorak)
No fair.

(In case it’s not clear, I did in fact select Option 3.)
Incidentally, I don’t think it’s “Housten” in Option 2. QUALITY CONTROL!
Yes, I’m feeling grumpy this afternoon. (Incidentally, the ‘w’ in twofacedbook took ages, and I’m still not happy with it.)

Update: one more. Then I’m going to go gorge on comfort food.

Apple wants to kill Flash the same way you want to kill the wasp that’s flying around the fruit bowl. You don’t hate the wasp per se, you just don’t want to get stung by surprise whilst serving the cantaloupe.

If you’re going to lose your job, what better way to do it than as described in this BBC article:
“A Bulgarian official has been sacked after being caught milking a virtual cow on the hugely popular online farming game, FarmVille.”
BBC website promoting their advertising:

Well, I guess they’re reaching the millions who can use Flash and don’t block it.
You know. Those millions.
I feel bathed in the inclusivity of their approach.
So I wrote “yo ho ho and a bottle of rum”, and Inkwell’s (OS X) handwriting recognition translated it as “Go hobo and a bottle of rum”. An interesting social comment, but not quite what I was after.
