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	<title>Alex Metcalf &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>Web expert and technology explainer in British Columbia, Canada</description>
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		<title>Blind date desired</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d love to meet &#8220;this&#8221;. All my friends on Facebook seem to like her.
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		<title>Hello, my baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always loved this.

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		<title>My New Book: Nuanced Relationships</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 16:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out my new book! Loads of people have liked it already, which is great news.

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		<title>The Worst Jigsaw Puzzle in the World</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/the-worst-jigsaw-puzzle-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 04:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another idea that came to mind on the walk home. Don&#8217;t ever buy a jigsaw puzzle like this.

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		<title>Apple announces new digital camera?</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/apple-announces-new-digital-camera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 19:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[camera]]></category>

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I thought of this idea walking up the hill to get home, and it took approximately seven minutes to Photoshop. I gotta do more stuff like this, it makes me chuckle and my heart sing.
(Original digital camera picture © iStockPhoto / jsemeniuk. Legal stuff: in case it has to be said, this is not an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five flawed reasons for hating Apple</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Yes, I appear to be in a combative mood again.)
5. Making bizarre leaps of logic when assessing Apple&#8217;s motives.
&#8220;The iPhone is a closed platform, and Apple sometimes seems inconsistent in how they approve apps for the store, therefore OMG IT&#8217;S 1984 ALL OVER AGAIN EVIL DICTATORSHIP I&#8217;M MOVING TO NORTH KOREA WHICH IS FREE IN [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those rascals are at it again</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/those-rascals-are-at-it-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[proofread]]></category>

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Does the BBC even proofread their stories? Geez, guys. Does the BBC even proofread their stories?
EDIT: Twelve hours later and it&#8217;s still there, so it&#8217;s not like it was an upload error or anything. It&#8217;s as if no one actually looked at the page. Pushes my buttons!
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		<title>Peas In Our Thyme</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/peas-in-our-thyme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 07:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I know Chamberlain actually said peace for our time, not peace in our time, but the misquote makes the whole joke work. No, I don&#8217;t know why I spent four hours making this.
It still makes me giggle though, that&#8217;s got to be a good sign.

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		<title>Terms and Conditions and Hilarity</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/terms-and-conditions-and-hilarity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/terms-and-conditions-and-hilarity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 16:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[t&cs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a slap on the wrist and twenty low-fat bagels for me: last night I followed an enticing web ad &#8216;exposing&#8217; acai berry diets, literally the first ad I&#8217;ve clicked on in years.
Suffice to say, the word &#8216;exposing&#8217; must have changed since I were a wee lad, as it now seems to mean &#8220;wow yes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ah, the holidays</title>
		<link>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/ah-the-holidays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alexmetcalf.com/2010/05/ah-the-holidays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 08:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bbc]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BBC News:

I miss you guys.
(Entertaining aside: headline on the front page puts &#8216;misery&#8217; in quotes. In case they get sued I guess.)
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